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Temperaturi explicate

8 Februarie 2010 - 13:41

+20° – Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them).

+15° – Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them).

+10° – Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers .

+ 5° – You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don’t start.
Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.

– Water freezes in America , in Russia it thickens.

- 5° – French cars don’t start.

-10° – You’re planning a vacation to Australia .

-15° – Your cat insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.

-18° – New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their
last seasonal picnic.

-20° – American cars don’t start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves.

-25° – German cars don’t start. Hawaiians are dead.

-30° – Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat
prefers to sleep in your pajamas.

-35° – Too cold to think. Japanese cars don’t start.

-40° – You’re planning a 2-week hot tub bath. Swedish cars don’t start.

-42° – Transportation stops in Europe . Russians eat ice cream on the street.

-45° – All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something
for the homeless.

-50° – Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska , people
close the window in the bathroom.

-60° – White bears start moving south.

-70° – The hell froze.

-73° – Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland.
Russians wear earmuff hats.

-80° – Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.

-114° – Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.

-273° – Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.

-295° – 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the
world champion

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  • Béranger

    Completare:

    -35° – Too cold to think. Japanese cars don’t start, except for Toyotas, which finally stop no matter the pedal problems.

  • croco

    -80° – Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.

    -114° – Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.

    -295° – 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the
    world champion
    Astea trei is cele mai tari:))

  • Béranger

    -80° – Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
    -90° – Doctors do the same.

  • Wrestling

    deci faza cu -295 grade Rusia devine campioana mondiala e prea tare =))))

  • blogarel

    nebuni rusii astia :))

  • brontozaurel

    aha, am aflat si eu in sfarsit la ce temperatura ingheata iadul :D

  • kunalex

    Hahha,super taree.
    Ce sec “-25° – German cars don’t start. Hawaiians are dead.”

  • Grim_Cris

    -35° – Too cold to think. Japanese cars don’t start.

    Romanians yells: “Siberia”!

  • Ionut

    Tare de tot, dar tare e aia cu avocatii! :))

    E un banc pro Rusia de cand cu Scutu antiracheta, zic! :D

  • pmg

    =)) tare :)))))

  • krossfire

    Nice, desi lipseste : +25° – Romanian cars don’t start

  • DUHUL

    -273° – Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians licks vodka…

  • Dana

    “- 5° – French cars don’t start.”

    Nu e chiar asa. Pornesc si la -15. Am testat chestia :P

  • Eddie_666

    Nu mi se pare o chestie ‘pro-Rusia’.
    Idee e ca rusii o sa castige campionatu’ cand o ingheta iadu’ [care ingheata mult mai repede decat ma asteptam]

  • Blegoo

    -25° – German cars don’t start. Hawaiians are dead. Blegu’ se mută din Cuba pe lumea ailaltă.

  • Adrian

    Acest articol a uitat total de canadieni care la -20 sau -40 cu wind chill poarta sorţi si tricou afara. :)

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